Support our troops!

The Bush administration supports them, well, the good ones, that is. And by good I mean male.

White House spokesperson Dana Perino says she doesn't understand military and defense issues because she's a woman:

"Some of the terms I just don’t know, I haven’t grown up knowing. The type of missiles that are out there: patriots and scuds and cruise missiles and tomahawk missiles. And I think that men just by osmosis understand all of these things, and they’re things that I really have to work at — to know the difference between a carrier and a destroyer, and what it means when one of those is being launched to a certain area."

Apparently there is a magical military dictionary stored in their penis that allows men to understand such things. I believe it's stored right next to the internal GPS that means they never get lost and gives them such superior spatial ability that they're better drivers. Oh, wait, except they're not.

As though women didn't have a hard enough time proving themselves and being accepted in the military. Why must some women be so anti-woman? Infuriating.